GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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