I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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