Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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