I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
