There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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