Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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