writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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