weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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