I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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