Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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