Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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