im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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