just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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