I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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