If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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