i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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