I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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