SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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