yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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