Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
