that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.