i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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