Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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