I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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