this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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