**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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