i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
