if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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