Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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