Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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