Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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