69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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