I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We got so high we made milksteak
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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