Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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