btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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