was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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