that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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