You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
you made out with another girl for some wings
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