oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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