What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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