Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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