You work out of a Hotel?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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