hell yes lets make some ravioli
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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