do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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