He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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