She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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