Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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