he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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