I'm pants shitting drunk right now
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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