He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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