Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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