Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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