eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
