Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
