Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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